One of the reasons for my infrequent postings lately is that there are so many things that make me angry. I'm going to catch up on a few right now!

Terri Shiavo: The tragedy happened when she first collapsed and all of the brain damage took place. THAT is when "Terri Shiavo" died. Its a fluke of science that we can keep people alive even if they have little or no brain activity. So fuck everyone on this issue. Fuck Rick Santorum, Tom Delay, George Bush, Jeb Bush and Bill Frist. May they all find themselves, or preferably a loved-one in a persistant vegatative state (otherwise known as Texas).

The Shindler's: A terrible thing happened to their daughter, Terri Shiavo, 15 YEARS AGO. They'll NEVER get over the loss of their daughter. But they lost her 15 YEARS AGO. Instead of dignified private grief, they have humiliated yourselves. They allowed themselves to get sucked up by people and interests who DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM. Its time for therapy.

Deep Throat: I'm not particularly happy about "Watergate". First of all, it introduced that annoying "-gate" word for any half-assed scandal. Everythingate. Beyond that, it made everyone even more cynical and distrustful of our government. And who would've thought THAT was possible after Vietnam? I could do without it. Unless someone is bold enough to expose any of Bush's lies and bullshit.

Michael Jackson: I don't care if he has molested little kittens, I still love "Off The Wall". For that one album, the man can do no wrong. True, he is barely the same guy as the one that made the aforementioned album, or "Thriller". Who care? I'm glad he's free. And for the record, I don't think he did anything more than have really terrible judgement.

Coldplay: A weak-ass crossbreed of Radiohead, U2, and Oasis. These guys blow. I don't get it. And the singer is married to Gwyneth Paltrow. Ech...

Mariah Carey: Honestly, someone is actually buying her albums. But who?! She's probably the worst "entertainer" around these days. Or at least the worst entertainer who's ass we've seen.

Blogs: Its over. Whatever was good about blogs is fucking finished. The whole "blog" phenomenon is crap. Famous people have them. Actual writers who get published in real magazines have them. Presidential candidates have them. People with various single-issue agendas have them. Lindsey Lohan has one. Can she even read? Its over. God, at least 2/3's of them have so many ads that you can't find the content. And those ads! Do they make 20 cents a year from Google's sponsored links? Yuck.

Fergie: The chick in the Black-Eyed Peas. Man, what a talentless piece of junk. She makes me want to throw up my lunch. Just awful. I think this group didn't used to be entirely worthless, but then they found this washed up hag and put her in the group. Now shake that stinkin' ass for Best Buy.