Sometimes things get a little quiet here. And this is one of those times. I only have a staff of one. And when shit gets out of hand, the posting creativity goes out the window. I have ideas though. Important ideas...


Did anyone see Mean Girls? I saw it last night, and I thought it was crap. This movie was referred to in reviews as a modern day Heathers. That couldn't be further from the case. Okay, yes it could be. It could be, oh, say "Ghost". But as far as socially-conscious teen movies go, this was no Heathers. I know Heathers, and you are no blah blah blah.

Seriously, this movie had no hook. It had no soul. I had no reason to like or dislike the "plastics". And I certainly had no reason to like "Lindsey Lohan". Her gynormous boobs were just fine. I'm doubtful of their veracity, but they looked nice.

Sure, there were a few good lines. Amy Poehler and Tim Meadows were great. Tina Fey had a bunch of good lines. She should, since she wrote it. Beyond that though, the movie just seemed too inauthentic to mean anything to me.

"Heathers" really spoke to the disaffected, of which I count myself as one (possibly two because I was filled with TONS of hate!). The characters seemed believable. The killing was great ("I love my dead gay son"). And the whole thing had a huge revenge plot. Thrills!

I'm sure there have been other movies along that line, and I'm sure I loved them too. I just can't remember them now. I keep thinking of Welcome To The Dolls House and River's Edge, but those movies were different.

As you can see, I have chosen to post another funny animated gif. You have to admit, these Japanese chicks cracking up and laughing at you is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I could stare at this all day. They never stop!