Damn, this category is thin. I'm going to assume that its for the better. Quite frankly, last year's award was a little creepy. Primarily because I actually knew who those people were. So this year? Who knows....

As I said above, there wasn't much to choose from this year. The only "new girls" I know about are the two nominees. I'm sure there are others, but they aren't registering (thank god). And now here we go...

1. Lindsey Lohan: I know she's been around for years, but it was only this year that she became a big deal. I think her first big movie was "Freaky Friday", which was out in 2003 I believe. Still, no one knew who she was. But this year, she was in that "Mean Girls" movie, and her boobs got real big, she did SNL, and she posed half-nude in a ton of magazines. In other words, she was a huge pain in the ass.

2. Evangeline LillyI don't watch the show she is on ("Lost"), but I hear its good. I never heard of her until I saw her on some magazine covers. And she isn't popular at all. A web search proves that. Still, since I know about her, and she's hot, and would never be my girlfriend even if was famous, rich, and not-married.

And the winner is...

Evangeline Lilly!

I really don't think she's even close to any of last year's nominees. But last year was a weird year, and even a little troubling. Ms. Lilly is actually over 20. In fact, she was born in the same decade as me. Thrills.

Since I'm done with this year's award a little earlier than I expected, I'd like to mention that last year's winner, Jena Malone truly distinguished herself over 2004. She was in a pretty good movie ("Saved"). See? Its not ALL bullshit over here!

This is the one time of the year when I can stand in judgement of actual famous celebrity girls and heap scorn or praise upon them (but mostly scorn). I know it doesn't matter and someday I'll have to outgrow all of this nonsense. Until then, however, boooo....