Somewhere around this time last year I began to compile and post an incredibly successful series of "Best Of" and "Worst Of" lists and awards. Due to what can only be described as rabid demand for a similar guide to 2004, I am now announcing the coming of the 2004 Best Of Worst Of Lists And Awards!
You can expect some new categories this year, as well as some old favorites. No doubt, "Worst Bitch Move" will make a repeat appearance. Before starting the 2004 awards, here is a recap of the 2003 awards.
Worst Manager Of 2003: Brian Butler.
Worst Bitch Move Of 2003: Ex girlfriend breaking up with me on the phone and sticking me with theater tickets.
Best Album Of 2003: Phantom Power by Super Furry Animals
Lamest Thing I Did In 2003: Going out on a date with some girl then showing up at her work to say "hi".
Hottest New Famous Chicks I Wouldn't Have A Chance With Even If I Was Famous: Jena Malone (recently seen in the movie Saved!).
Biggest Bullshit Hype Music of 2003: The White Stripes
Worst Bodily Pain Of 2003: Pulling of Wisdom Teeth then getting "Dry Sockets".
Most Disappointing Musical Development of 2003: The demise of rap
Best TV Show Of 2003: Survivor
